teach kids
about God...

in ways that
grab their attention

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Not Your Momma's Curriculum

 

Meet Momma

This is Momma. She doesn't believe learning should be fun or engaging.  She doesn't like all this new stuff today. She believes kids should be made to sit up straight and listen. That's it, just listen.

Momma forgot what it's like to be a kid. She never was a kid in today's world. She doesn't understand the pressures kids face today.

She also fails to understand that if you make God seem boring and irrelevant, you will drive kids away from Him when they get old enough to make their own decisions.

She teaches, but kids don't actually learn. We think that's a problem.

This curriculum will NEVER work for her.

 

Momma's
Thoughts & Wisdom

 
  • Don't worry about what the kids are learning. Just teach.
  • Don't do anything that will attract more kids. That makes more work.
  • If you need more volunteers, just use the bulletin to beg for them.
  • Children's church was never meant to be fun. That's why we have Christmas.
  • Don't waste money on decor. There is nothing wrong with beige.
  • Nothing will ever beat flannelgraph.

coming soon
more thoughts from Momma

I want someone to call me!

 
   

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